POO x GEET CROSSOVER CONVERSATION

*SET IN A BAR IN LONDON*

Poo was just given the rating of 2 by Rohan (Hrithik Roshan) and she has gone there to drown her sorrows in alcohol. There she meets Geet from Bhatinda.

P – How dare you! Tumhe koi haq nahin banta ki tum itni khoobsurat lago… Not fair!

G – Hum thode ditto nahin lagte vaise? (I’m sorry, I couldn’t stop myself)

P – Main mirror mein dekh ke keh rahi thi vaise

*silence*

G – *sees her downing a shot* Arre kya hua? Batao batao… sab mujhe hi apni problems batate hain Bhatinda mein.

P – yeh saara gyaan aap free mein deti hain ya paise charge karengi iske aap? Kyuki chhutte nahin hai mere paas

G – ooh! Main bhi kaash yeh kabhi kisi ko bol pau… dekho vaise bhi yeh bar band hone wala hai nahin, aur main kahin jaane nahin waali hoon, to bolo na yar!

P – *sighs* Ek ladka hai aur uske paas who teeno cheezein hain jo main kisi mein dhoondti hoon… good looks, good looks and good looks, par who mujhe mudke dekhta hi nahin

G – Who is he?

P – OMG! Maine bhi same hi cheez boli thi

G – Vaise na mera bhi ek boyfriend hai… Anshuman… hum dono na jaldi hi, bhaag ke shaadi karne wale hain… bachpan se hi na, mujhe shaadi karne ka bohat shauk hai by god

P – tum kyu mere jale pe namak chhidak rahi ho

G – arre dekho yar… ab usne tumko laat maari hai

P – *interrupts* EXCUSE ME?!

G – maan lo na baat… to simple si baat hai, uski koi photo hai tumhare paas?

P – kyu chahiye tumhe? Ek hi hai vaise bhi… maine apne friend ko bola tha, to stalk him

G – to jaao saale ko jala ke washroom mein flush kar daalo

P – yeh kaisi paagalon waali baat kar rahi ho?

G – trust me… bohat maza aayega… just do it

P – aur agar nahin kaam kiya toh?

G – to phir simple hai… party mein jaate hue, ek sexy si red dress pehen ke, uske saamne se jaana

P – yes… with my mismatched shoes (fashion tha guys… get over it) I’ll look ekdum phat

G – fat?! Hain?!

P – pretty, hot and tempting

*poo gets all happy and leaves*

G – *sees around expecting people to applaud with a grin ear to ear and then mumbles to herself* sahi hai! Isliye to main apni favourite hoon

G – *turns around and looks at the bartender looking at her* SOCHNA BHI MAT! SIKHNI HOON BHATINDA KI! KARATE BHI AATA HAI MUJHE BROWN BELT!

*walks out of the bar in a fit of anger*

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